Crash Test Dummy Plush Doll

Why not? If we can make meat plush dolls, then why not also a plush Crash Test Dummy. Looking rather shocked, this doll is a timely reminder of the work that goes into making sure vehicles are safe to drive. Maybe you've got someone in your life who needs to slow down? Gift them this. A timely reminder. 

And just in case it isn't already stuck in your head.